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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title>If You Want Crazy, Demand the Real Thing</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/09/08/if-you-want-crazy-demand-the-real-thing/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/09/08/if-you-want-crazy-demand-the-real-thing/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/09/08/if-you-want-crazy-demand-the-real-thing/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/britney-spears/" rel="tag">Britney Spears</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/christina-aguilera/" rel="tag">Christina Aguilera</a><br /><br />Britney Spears, circa 2004. Christina Aguilera, cheap knockoff, 2008.

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