It only took a week -- but we may have found someone worse than Michael Phelps at sketch comedy.
During last nights "MadTV," Audrina Patridge tried her best to perform on the second scripted show she's appeared on.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, You Might Want to Rethink, The Hills
In a so called "political satire," makers of a waffle mix showcasing Barack Obama have many calling it a racial stereotype that goes waaay too far.
The offensive material includes such gems as Obama wearing an Arab-like headdress on the top flap of the box, while the back of the box depicts Barack in stereotypical Mexican dress. The recipe includes a tip: "While waiting for these zesty treats to invade your home, why not learn a foreign language?"
The men who created the controversial Obama Waffles sold their lack of genius for $10 a box during the Values Voter Summit in Washington, D.C. this week. Organizers have since cut off sales, saying they had not realized the boxes displayed "offensive material."
The Obama campaign declined to comment.
Filed under: You Might Want to Rethink, Prez Election 2008
So this is why Solange doesn't want to be associated with her.
Filed under: Music, Beyonce Knowles, You Might Want to Rethink
Not to be outdone by the Spanish national Olympic basketball team, the Spanish women's tennis team pulled the same offensive pose that's apparently sweeping their nation. Ay dios mio!
This racy pic was taken during preparation for their Federation Cup match against China back in April.
The photo still remains on the team's website with the attached caption: "Estamos preparados para China", which translates to, "We are prepared for China." Yeah, preparing for the backlash!
Filed under: You Might Want to Rethink, Talk Sports
Sometimes less is more -- especially when it comes to follicularly-challenged celebrities. See why being bald like Britney can be a good thing.
Filed under: You Might Want to Rethink, Nurse!
Enough already, girl. That shizz is tired!
Filed under: Music, You Might Want to Rethink, Fergie
Why can't egocentric actors just learn to shut their mouths?
English idiot Rupert Everett just bashed British soldiers by saying, "They are always whining about the dangers of being killed. Oh my God, they are such whimps now!"
Unfortunately, he continued on. "The whole point of being the Army is wanting to get killed, wanting to test yourself to the limits," he told the Telegraph. "Now you have to fly 15,000 ft. above the war zone to avoid getting hit. I don't think there is any point in having wars if that's how you're going to behave. It's pathetic. All this whining!"
Because it's real tough being an actor.
UPDATE: Everett must have realized how dumb he sounded, because he has since apologized for his remarks.
Filed under: You Might Want to Rethink
"Fat Actress" star Kirstie Alley clearly hasn't seen Jenny lately, but there could be a Machiavellian reason.
After losing over 75 Scientolopounds on Jenny Craig, Kirstie said she was planning to start her very own slim down system that she'd launch next year. But these days it's clear ... Kirstie isn't taking her own medicine.
But how's this for a theory -- she can't sell a weight loss program if there's no dramatic before and after fresh in people's minds. So she balloons up, then slims down, and then sells tons (you'll pardon the expression) of her magic weight loss stuff.
Genius!
Filed under: You Might Want to Rethink, Hot Bodies, Nurse!
Spies on Scott Caan's upcoming film, "Mercy" tell us Stacy Keibler lobbied hard for a scene in which she would expose her breasts.
Then the unthinkable happened! Director Patrick Hoelck nixed the idea!
People on the production team were stunned, lobbying Hoelck for a change of heart. And finally, Hoelck saw two really good reasons why he should change his mind.
Keibler now realizing her rack's worth said no way and declined the role completely.
The role has since been given to a no-named actress. Her name? Not Stacy Keibler.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, You Might Want to Rethink, Hot Bodies, Dancing with the Stars
What parents let their kids hang around a guy who looks like he's exposing his penis near a pre-school?
That's exactly what happened in NYC yesterday, when Catherine Zeta-Jones shot a scene for a movie. Check out CZJ running away from a flasher with two kids under her arms. And look behind the flasher at the extras -- little tykes watching Long Dong Silver showing his prosthetic wang.
So producers paid the kids squat and the parents bit the bait. When the mini-extras go to real school, they'll surely be the hit during show and tell.
Filed under: You Might Want to Rethink, Critters
Jon Lovitz might want to think about sticking a foot long Subway sandwich in his mouth after he quoted Obama's frienemy Reverend Wright, then followed it up with an offensive AIDS joke aimed at Blacks -- at an AIDS charity event! Yeah, that's the ticket! Is what he said afterwards a recovery or not? Watch the video, then vote.
Filed under: You Might Want to Rethink
Paris Hilton and flavor of the week borefriend Benji Madden fondled a cheetah while visiting South Africa - Paris' most favoritest African country after West Africa.
Too bad the couple didn't slather themselves in BBQ sauce before going in.
Filed under: Paris Hilton, You Might Want to Rethink
Vivica A. Fox showed up to an event in Paris yesterday in the exact same outfit TMZ spotted her in on Friday -- she's even wearing the same accessories!
Granted, she looks fantastic in the ensemble ... but let's hope she at least changed her underwear!
Filed under: Fashion Police, You Might Want to Rethink
After winning something on Thursday called the Merlin Award from the International Magicians Society, a bearded Criss Angel (yes, that's him on the right) viewed an image of himself inked onto a delusional fan's unfortunate back tattoo.
Ouch! That's painful -- and getting the tat probably hurt too!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, You Might Want to Rethink
"American Idol" wannabeen Sanjaya Malakar may not have learned how to sing like a diva -- but he sure can act like one!
TMZ spies spotted Sanji and his similarly coiffed sis, Shyamali, getting their free swag on -- and their attitudes -- this weekend at the Hanes Style Villa in Arizona.
After picking up thousands of dollars worth of jewelry and spa treatments, we're told Sanjaya wanted a photog to give him $20 for taking his pic.
Not to be upstaged by her brother, Shyamali got in on the prima donna act by telling another style suite photog, "We're not taking a picture unless we know what we're getting." Along with swag, the dynamic duo appear to have picked up a bad rep.
Filed under: American Idol, You Might Want to Rethink
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