Here's 50-year-old "Lord of the Rings" star Viggo Mortensen (left) at an event in Madrid on Thursday -- and 52-year-old tennis legend Martina Navratilova (right).
One of them proudly came out as a lesbian in the '80s.
We're just sayin'.
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Here's "Project Runway" judge Nina Garcia (left) -- and eccentric fashion designer John Galliano (right) at an event in NYC on Monday.
One of them didn't shave their mustache.
We're just sayin'.
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Here's 44-year-old "Brothers and Sisters" star Calista Flockhart (left) at an event in Santa Monica this weekend -- and 71-year-old TV icon Mary Tyler Moore (right).
Neither one ever played the Joker.
We're just sayin'.
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Here's Kylie Minogue's sister Danni Minogue (left) at an event in London on Tuesday -- and "Hannah Montana" phenom Miley Cyrus (right).
One of them is 37.
We're just sayin'.
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Here's "Hannah Montana" sensation Miley Cyrus (left) -- and former Miss America and "Ugly Betty" star Vanessa Williams (right).
One of them is a 45-year-old African-American woman.
We're just sayin'.
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Here's Bill Kaulitz (left), lead singer of German pop band Tokio Hotel, at an award show in England on Thursday -- and singer/actress/icon Cher at the Oscars in 1986 (right).
One of them is very popular with female impersonators.
We're just sayin'.
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Here's "90210" star AnnaLynne McCord (left) at some event in Vegas this weekend -- and Whitesnake lead singer David Coverdale at an award show back in his heyday (right).
AnnaLynne and her hairstyle were born in 1987.
We're just sayin'.
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Here's 20-year-old infamous fabricator and McCain volunteer Ashley Todd -- and bruised 23-year-old actress/singer/celebuspawn Kelly Osbourne.
Neither one was attacked by a large, dark-skinned Obama supporter.
We're just sayin'.
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Here's Barbie doll-wigged "Real Housewives of Atlanta" star Kim Zolciak (left) -- and male-to-female transgendered diva Alexis Arquette (right).
One of them says she is 29. Alexis is 39.
We're just sayin'.
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If Hannibal Lecter opened a restaurant, would you go?
Mr. Gay UK, real name Anthony Morley, was convicted for killing his lover and eating part of his flesh. According to the Daily Star, he is going to serve as a consultant for a friend's new restaurant. Pass the liver!
Morley, a former chef, will offer food consultations during his pal's weekly prison visits. Morley will design the menu and give him cooking tips.
Piece of advice ... don't order the ribs.
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In 2006, adorable Suri Cruise (left) was Scientoloborn -- and schlocky mom Sarah Palin (right) was elected Governor of Alaska.
When asked questions, one of them has trouble forming complete and coherent sentences.
We're just sayin'.
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It's amazing how a little mustache can turn 47-year-old A-list leading man George Clooney (left) into a carbon copy of 64-year-old character actor Dennis Farina (right).
Only one of them is hosting the new season of "Unsolved Mysteries" on Spike TV.
We're just sayin'.
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While out for a walk on Saturday, well-groomed millionaire widow Candy Spelling relieved her tired paw on a fire hydrant.
Candy is only nine years old in dog years.
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Here's light blue-blonde pop star P!nk (left) in London on Monday -- and intensely outspoken hairstylist turned host Tabatha Coffey (right) of Bravo's "Tabatha's Salon Takeover."
One of them says she is 39. P!nk is 29.
We're just sayin'!
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Former "OC" starlets Mischa Barton and Rachel Bilson have something in common besides being the It girls of 2003 -- the same taste in Charlie Chaplin hats. Tramps!
Both were photographed on Saturday, with Mischa wearing the faux pas in Paris and Rachel in Miami.
Wait until everyone at Harbor High sees this.
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