Ashley Dupre -- who actually makes Paris Hilton look virginal, took to the airwaves last night to yap about that little Gov. Eliot Spitzer escort controversy. Dupre claims she doesn't feel responsible for Spitzer's downfall saying, "If it wasn't me, it would have been someone else. I was doing my job. I don't feel that I brought him down." In one meeting alone Dupre racked in a whopping $4,300 from Spitzer.
Dupre claims she is done with her sellin' her bod and just wants to move on. Good luck with that.
Forget those yellow Livestrong rubber bracelets, the new must have celeb-endorsed trendy accessory sweeping the world are Amy Winehouse hospital wristbands. Collect all 87 of them! Proceeds go toward a lost cause.
Rowdy Roddy Piper is a huge fan of smokin' weed -- for medicinal purposes ... and we've got the bong-rippin', joint-puffin' footage to prove it.
Piper, who was diagnosed with cancer in 2006, was videotaped toking his brains out on stage during an August event called the Gathering of the Juggalos -- a meeting of Insane Clown Posse fanatics.
We didn't expect the former world class athlete to fess up to getting baked in public, but Piper -- never one to back down from anything -- fired out the following statement to TMZ, "I am not an advocate of using drugs, however due to the lack of appropriate medicine, this alternative treatment was recommended to alleviate the symptoms associated with cancer."
It's possibly the most pathetic footage of the year -- former MTV VJ Jesse Camp transforms from simple "has-been" to "pathetic, shameless, genital-flashing has-been" all in the blink of an eye.
Long story short (pun intended), Jesse was so desperate for attention outside of a TRL finale party in NY this weekend, that he dropped his pants and whipped out his member in front of several unsuspecting women ... who couldn't help but wince in disgust. But it didn't stop there...
Moments later, Jesse did it again ... only this time he got his pants back on mere seconds before Kid Rock walked out.
And just when you thought it couldn't get more pathetic, one of the chicks who saw Lil' Jesse felt the need to tell Camp that his unit was less of a schlong and more of a schlort.
What better way to celebrate your husband's release from prison than a spazmatic freak-out on a group of paparazzi? The undone Londoner's unprovoked, puma-quick melee was too fast for the snappers to avoid today -- but they should know by now not to stand so close to Amy as she's unleashing herself into the wild.
You know those bargain bins that offer discounts because the packages have already been opened? Well, that's where serial arrestee DMX was caught digging for duds this weekend.
Some shocked sources at the "going out of business" sale at the Lakewood, Cal. Mervyns say they saw X -- hence the photo -- loading up on tube socks and gangsta tanks from the 79 cent pre-opened package rack.
We know X has some money -- he actually performed at an event Friday on the Queen Mary -- but he's probably saving that scratch for legal fees.
Failed "Top Model" wannabeen Lisa D'Amato is bringing cameltoe back -- with a completely sloshed, yet surprisingly catchy, freestyle rap last night on the rooftop of Kress. Who knew she used to slang corn dogs?!
Golf trainwreck John Daly allegedly got so trashed at a North Carolina Hooters cops had to haul him off to the local hoosegow.
According to the Winston-Salem police report, Daly passed out at a Hooters on Sunday. Medics tended to him but Daly refused to go to the hospital. Cops took him to the station for his own safety.
According to the report, first obtained by Fox Winston-Salem, "Officers placed him in custody for a 24 hour sober up."
The incident further proves Chris Rock's theory that no one goes to Hooters for wings.
It's hard enough for us Yanks to understand the British -- but this chick is just brutal. Kerry Katona, a British pop singer and reality TV star, showed up to a morning show completely out of it -- so much so one of the hosts flat out asked her what she was on, and the other insinuated she was an alcoholic. Let's see Regis and Kelly do that!
For those who can't speak the Queen's English, Katona is trying to blame her extremely slurred speech on prescription medication she takes to help her sleep at night.
Now that all the girls at the mansion are being replaced by younger, trashier, twin-ier models, a stumbling, bumbling Kendra Wilkinson had to find some way to remain relevant after partying in a Hollywood nightclub last night. Yeah, this works.
Miss Teen Louisiana, Lindsey Evans, was arrested along with three friends for allegedly doing a dine and dash over a measly $46.07 bill.
Here's the best part. Evans left her purse in the restaurant and came back for it. She was arrested, and then guess what cops found inside the bag -- weed!!! She's charged with theft and pot possession.
A spokesman for the Miss Louisiana Teen USA organization says they haven't decided her fate. Her reign ends next month.
UPDATE: The Miss Louisiana Teen USA sponsors just released a statement saying Evans has lost her crown -- "effective immediately."
46-year-old Evander Holyfield is trying to get back into the ring for a final payday, and maybe this is why -- he's got to pay thousands in child support or face jail time.
That's the knockout punch his baby mama, Toi Irvin, could deliver next week when the ex-champ goes into court to explain why he hasn't paid up like he was ordered to on September. 1. Irvin's lawyer, Randy Kessler, says he's going to make him pay for the ex-couple's 11-year-old kid -- or ask the judge to toss him into the clink.
Holyfield made a reported $248 million during his career but has been less than liquid -- so he says -- of late.
In "Gone with the Wind," Clark Gable said, "I'm very drunk and I intend on getting still drunker before this evening's over" -- words to live by for granddaughter Kayley. Kayley continues to polish the family reputation by appearing on Paris Hilton's "My New BFF" reality show, and somehow manages to make the sometimes porn star look tame in comparison.
This is the stuff MTV couldn't air ... but we can.
Amy Winehouse accused of socking someone in the face for no reason? Yeah, no surprise there.
Winey allegedly served a knuckle sandwich to Sherene Flash -- a dancer at Thursday's End of Summer Ball in London -- and according to The Sun, it all happened because Flash asked Amy for photo.
Cops took a statement from Sherene at the event -- where Amy's also accused of trying to headbutt a photog in a separate incident -- but said they would question Amy at later date.
You know those bargain bins that offer discounts because the packages have already been opened? Well, that's where serial arrestee DMX was caught digging for duds this weekend. 
Golf trainwreck John Daly allegedly got so trashed at a North Carolina Hooters cops had to haul him off to the local hoosegow.
Miss Teen Louisiana, Lindsey Evans, was arrested along with three friends for allegedly doing a dine and dash over a measly $46.07 bill. 
46-year-old Evander Holyfield is trying to get back into the ring for a final payday, and maybe this is why -- he's got to pay thousands in child support or face jail time.
Amy Winehouse accused of socking someone in the face for no reason? Yeah, no surprise there.
