Katie Teaches Suri About the World
"And then Xenu and his Galactic Confederacy came and dropped billions of people into volcanoes."
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Life Style, Kids, Tom & Katie
"Lost" Star Locked Down -- By Tom Cruise?!
He's a bastion of top secret information -- Tom Cruise's cousin AND one of the stars of "Lost" -- but if William Mapother runs his mouth, whose wrath does he fear most??
Filed under: Tom & Katie, Lost
Suri Cruise: Rainmaker
With her mother following behind, adorable little Suri Cruise used her power of cuteness to shield herself from the rains in NYC on Wednesday.
At least Katie Holmes is keeping Suri safe from some things.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Kids, Tom & Katie
Suri -- Steps Closer to Freedom
Suri to Katie: See mommy, this is how we can make a break for it.
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Tom & Katie
Tom & Katie Suit Themselves
Tom Cruise (right, we think) and Katie Holmes (left?) leaving the Hermès store in Manhattan last night, in matching Xenu and Xena suits.
Filed under: Tom & Katie
Suri Cruise for VP
In 2006, adorable Suri Cruise (left) was Scientoloborn -- and schlocky mom Sarah Palin (right) was elected Governor of Alaska.
When asked questions, one of them has trouble forming complete and coherent sentences.
We're just sayin'.
Filed under: Tom & Katie, We're Just Sayin', Prez Election 2008
NYU Students Audit Scientolocrazy 101
Who cares about going to Statistical Reasoning for the Behavioral Sciences when Tom Cruise lives right down the street from class?!
Sure, these NYU kids probably ditched for a glimpse of Cruise -- but there's a study in Abnormal Psych if we've ever seen one.
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Tom & Katie
Suri Cruise -- The Crying Game
In space, no one can hear you scream. In Manhattan, things are a little different -- but yesterday, Suri Cruise must've forgot where she was ... 'cause nobody could've ignored those cries for help.
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Tom & Katie
S.P.ecial Victim's Unit -- Tom to the Rescue
"Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident, it's not like anyone else, it's, you drive past, you know you have to do something about it. You know you are the only one who can really help. That's what drives me." -- Tom Cruise
Tom is driven to help a suppressive person -- in the form of a fallen photog -- who almost ate curb on the streets of Manhattan.
Who's maniacally laughing now?
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Tom & Katie
Just One of These Is an Inanimate Object
Scientolowife Katie Holmes, adorable little Suri Cruise and her plastic doll wandered listlessly through NYC on Thursday.
Which one are you, mommy?
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Kids, Tom & Katie, Nurse!
Tom Hijacks Katie's Play Time
It may have been Katie's big night -- but there's wasn't an eye in the theater for "All My Sons" that wasn't fixed firmly on her diminutive Scientolohubby Tom.
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Tom & Katie
Tom Cruise Is the Pits
No, it's not a scene from That Hitler Movie he filmed in Germany, Tom Cruise just raised his arm in allegiance to fanatics outside a NYC theater and bizarrely revealed even an OT Level VII thetan can get overheated.
Katie short-circuited too and for once showed some sort of Scientoloemotion.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Tom & Katie
Nazi Trucks Cause Furor
Why Tom Cruise thought it would be a good idea to make a movie about Nazis is anyone's guess.
But the latest bad news to hit the production of that Nazi picture is a $12 mil lawsuit filed against United Artists and Cruise by a group of extras who were injured when a side panel of a Nazi-era truck gave way -- and spilled them all onto the street. They all had to go the hospital, one with possible internal injuries.
Cruise was not on set at the time of the accident.
Filed under: Tom & Katie
Suri to Katie: Break Out the Pot!!!
Xenu broke the mold when he made Suri, but that didn't stop Katie and her Scientolotot from going to NY pottery studio Make yesterday.
They left empty-handed, but wouldn't it'd be great if someone could "make" Suri lose the damn baby bottle already!
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Tom & Katie
Suri Converts Doll to Scientology
It appears Suri Cruise has experience talking to inanimate objects ...
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Tom & Katie
