Benji Doubles As Paris' Bitch
Benji Madden pulled double shift yesterday -- getting to act as both Paris Hilton's boytoy and her own personal paparazzi-wrangler. 
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Paris Hilton
Pap to Benji -- Do You Like It Rough?
Things for Paris Hilton have gotten so mundane lately, the best question we had for her was about her hair extensions. Luckily, it led to a better Q for Benji -- does he like pullin' on 'em?!
Filed under: Paris Hilton
Paris Exposes Herself
Paris really needs to get to the doctor ASAP.
Her brain is showing.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Paris Hilton
Paris Not THAT Big a Famewhore
Yeah, someone filed a lawsuit against Paris Hilton, but here's the real news: Hiltie has standards!
Her 2006 "comedy" "National Lampoon's Pledge This!" was apparently so bad, even Paris wouldn't shill for it. Worldwide Entertainment Group says she got paid a mil -- a mil, folks -- to act in the movie and then push it on TV and radio. They say she didn't do the latter and so they're going after her in Federal court.
Worldwide wants $75K in damages -- probably more than the film's gross. Paris' peeps didn't comment.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Paris Hilton
Al All Reved Up over Paris
Rev Al Sharpton sounds like he's a newly-minted fan of Paris Hilton, in large part because of her Presidential campaign vid. But here's the deal -- remember that whole "N" word thing with Paris? Did the Rev forgive, or just forget?
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Paris Hilton
Paris: They Like Her, They Really Really ...
Like a phoenix (who did a sex tape) rising from the ashes, Paris Hilton has reclaimed her throne.
Paris' McCain rebuttal video has vaulted her popularity back to 2006 status. She was in Denmark yesterday and got completely mobbed by Danish fans. Wonder if she has a hankerin' for Danish?
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Paris Hilton
Potential McCain VP: Paris Is On Our Side
Minnesota Gov. and rumored McCain VP front runner Tim Pawlenty has seen Paris' video and still believes she's leaning for his team. Did he not see the part where she called the Republican hopeful a "wrinkly white haired guy?"
Filed under: Paris Hilton, Prez Election 2008
Paris: I Wasn't Doing Lines
We're amazed Paris Hilton remembers who John McCain even is -- so it's hard to believe she belted out all the lines in her new McCain video without the use of cue cards.
It sure looks like Paris is reading her lines off of something, but sources tell us Paris memorized all her lines -- in fact, she was quite insistent on it. You buyin' it?
Filed under: Paris Hilton
Paris to McCain: "See You at the Debate, Bitches!"
Paris Hilton is finally slinging some mud back at "that white haired dude" who used her image in a political attack on Obama -- she just needed a team of comedy writers to do it.
Clad in a ridiculous leopard-print bathing suit, Paris shot a revenge video for FunnyOrDie.com -- in which she slams John McCain, announces her candidacy for the presidency, and even selects a running mate.
The scariest part: she might actually win.
Filed under: Paris Hilton
McCain -- Paris Is My Energizer Bunny
John McCain's mouthpiece has responded to Paris Hilton's stinging retort -- but he's not attacking Hiltie!
In the unkindest cut of all, McCain's spokesperson Tucker Bounds tells TMZ that on the subject of energy, Paris is deeper than Barack. He says, "Sounds like Paris is taking the 'All of the Above' energy approach that John McCain has advocated -- both alternatives and drilling. Perhaps the reality is that Paris has a more substantive energy plan than Barack Obama."
Just hours ago, FunnyOrDie posted a video of Paris calling McCain "wrinkly" and pitching a hybrid energy policy.
Filed under: Paris Hilton, Prez Election 2008
Paris to McCain: Attack Ad Is Not Hot
Paris Hilton is pissed at being a joke in John McCain's ad campaign, but not for the reason you might think. 
A rep for Hilton tells TMZ, "Miss Hilton was not asked, nor did she give permission for the use of her likeness in the ad and has no further comment."
So if she got paid for it, would it have been OK?
Filed under: Paris Hilton, Prez Election 2008
LAPD Top Cop: Thank God Lindsay's Gay!
LAPD Police Chief William Bratton told KNBC TV there's no need for laws against the paparazzi anymore, since Britney's sane again, Paris is M.I.A., and Lindsay's living a quiet life in Lebanon.
Bratton says he'll oppose the L.A. City Council proposal to regulate pappers.
Filed under: Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan
The Dirtiest Mudslinging Ever
John McCain is allowed to call Barack Obama lots of things, but comparing him to Paris and Britney -- that's going below the belt ... with no panties on. Check out McCain's new pap smear campaign.
Filed under: Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Prez Election 2008
Paris Lost, Found in Hypocrite County
Paris Hilton scoffed at L.A. suburb Glendale on her blog a few weeks back, claiming she's strictly a Bev Hills gal and hasn't been to the G spot in months.
But get this: Law enforcement tells us yesterday at 3:20 PM, Paris was pulled over by the CHP on the 134 freeway in GLENDALE ... near the offramp where wrong-way Nicole Richie was busted for DUI in 2006.
Paris was pulled over for weaving (a non hair-related offense) and offered officers this explanation: "I'm lost." Always a good defense in court.
She was given a warning and went off on her merry way. No word if she ever found out how to get home.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Paris Hilton
