Posted Oct 13th 2008 1:05PM by TMZ Staff
The only thing that stinks more than Matthew McConaughey's last film "Surfer Dude" -- his septic tank.

The shirted 38-year-old got his hands dirty by getting rid of the waste from his trailer this weekend.
Despite what you may have heard, life in Malibu can be crappy.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird, Matthew McConaughey
Posted Sep 22nd 2008 5:33PM by TMZ Staff
Ladies and gentlemen -- get ready for the no shirt vs skin matchup of the century!
Andy Baldwin -- the consistently half-naked famewhore from "The Bacholor" -- has challenged the other shirtless wonder, Matthew McConaughey, to a tops-off rematch of the Malibu Triathlon.
Even though Baldwin smeared Matty during the race at the 'Bu, he still wants to go another round -- this time in Andy's home turf of DC. And it's totally not to draw attention to himself ...
Filed under: Movies, Matthew McConaughey, Reality TV, Fights
Posted Sep 15th 2008 11:49AM by TMZ Staff
The Newsroom Cafe in L.A. was swarmed this weekend -- not by vermin this time, but by an insane crowd of fans and paps just a few feet from Matthew McConaughey, who was eating on the other side of the window.

Filed under: Matthew McConaughey
Posted Sep 15th 2008 9:09AM by TMZ Staff
Surprise, surprise - after a half mile swim, biking 18 miles and running another four, Matthew McConaughey was in no mood to face the paparazzi.

Maybe he was just pissed he lost out to "Bachelor" Andy Baldwin.
Filed under: Matthew McConaughey
Posted Sep 11th 2008 11:18AM by TMZ Staff
It was like talking to a wall -- a perfectly chiseled wall -- but that didn't deter our photog from bombarding Matt McConaughey with some of the most ridiculous questions and compliments ever.

Filed under: Matthew McConaughey
Posted Sep 4th 2008 4:00AM by TMZ Staff
If you've been searching for a way to brainwash your small child into going to the University of Texas -- Matthew McConaughey's got you covered.

We've put our sweaty mitts on some awesome audio outtakes from Matty's voice-over work on Baby Longhorn -- which is a clever video aimed at helping your kids to learn colors, letters and the location of the school they'll be forced to attend.
Filed under: Matthew McConaughey
Posted Sep 2nd 2008 7:20PM by TMZ Staff
The two dudes who led the oceanfront smackdown on a pack of pappers have been charged with criminal brutality.
As Matt McConaughey surfed carelessly in Malibu, Skylar Martin Peak and Philip John Hildebrand -- two locals -- took it upon themselves to protect their turf. Prosecutors claims they went too far, and charged both hooligans with misdemeanor battery.
Surfs up, and so's your bail.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Matthew McConaughey
Posted Sep 2nd 2008 1:15PM by TMZ Staff
Matthew McConaughey put on a shirt and took a pic of his ridiculously gorgeous baby mama Camila Alves and adorable bandana-clad two-month old son Levi at the U of Texas Longhorns game this weekend.

Everything is cuter in Texas too.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Kids, Matthew McConaughey
Posted Aug 20th 2008 8:20AM by TMZ Staff
Matthew McConaughey oughta leave surfing to the locals.
The 38-year-old celebusurfer caused a mid-wave fender bender while attempting to shred the gnar in Malibu on Tuesday.
Matt should stick to what he does best -- being shirtless and starring in bad flicks.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Matthew McConaughey
Posted Aug 10th 2008 10:40AM by TMZ Staff
Matt McConaughey and Sam Ronson have several things in common......
One of them ... they both like to D.J. The man famous for naked bongoing told CNN's Dr. Sanjay Gupta, while Camilla Avles contracted for 8 hours, he kept the beat with music.
You gotta love this guy....
Filed under: Matthew McConaughey
Posted Aug 8th 2008 9:41AM by TMZ Staff
Baby Levi McConaughey is only a month old, but he already got thrown into his first Robertson Blvd./Kitson paparazzi gang bang last night.
Come on, even Larry Birkhead waited 'til Dannielynn was 14 months!
Filed under: Matthew McConaughey
Posted Jul 24th 2008 1:56PM by TMZ Staff
If at first you don't drown, try, try again.
Matthew McConaughey ate ocean while surfing in Malibu -- but that didn't stop him from mounting up and going for seconds.
Filed under: Matthew McConaughey, Hot Bodies
Posted Jul 9th 2008 12:54PM by TMZ Staff
Matthew McConaughey's lil' bundle of joy will be making Matt a big bundle of jack.

Our spies tell us OK! mag will shell out $3 mil for the first pics of young Levi, who was just born Monday night. And that's not all -- we're told that the deal includes baby's first Christmas as well.
We also hear OK! gets first right to the pics of the wedding if Matt and Cam get married -- though they'll have to pay extra for those snaps.
Filed under: Matthew McConaughey
Posted Jun 30th 2008 6:30PM by TMZ Staff
We showed you the pics of Matt McConaughey's drunken surf trip to Nicaragua earlier this month, now we have the video to go with it.
Favorite McConaughey dance move: spinning in a circle, while clapping, with your eyes closed.
Filed under: Matthew McConaughey, Drunks
Posted Jun 30th 2008 8:34AM by TMZ Staff
Malibu Sheriffs weren't the only ones who increased security this weekend.
Matthew McConaughey and pregnant GF Camila Alves stepped out in Malibu last night -- along with four guys in suits who could pass for the Secret Service.
Filed under: Matthew McConaughey
