Celebrity Justice
What a British Divorce Looks Like

We just got docs in the Madonna/Guy Ritchie divorce case. It ain't spectacular, that's for sure, but in case you want to see what a gazillionaire gets from a judge to make her single again, have at it.

The divorce becomes official in 6 weeks.

Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Break-Ups, Madonna

Madge and Guy's Big D -- Minute Made

MadonnaMadonna is pretty much free to swing A-Rod's way whenever she wants now.

A UK family court gave the go-ahead for her divorce from Guy Ritchie this morning in just minutes. A statement given in court said Madge petitioned for the divorce on the grounds of Guy's "unreasonable behaviour" and said the behavior was "continuing." Also, the hearing revealed the couple haven't lived at the same address in months.

The divorce should be totally buttoned up in about six weeks.

Filed under: Madonna, Dirty Divorces

Guy Chooses Boys Over Madge Money

The Madonna-Guy Ritchie divorce might already be settled, with Guy telling Madonna she can keep her Kabbalah coin all to herself.

According to a report in the Daily Mail, Madge won't pay out a penny or a pound of her $500 mil fortune to Guy, but their sons (David and Rocco) will split their time between London and New York. An announcement on the settlement could come by the end of the month, says a source.

We've been told Guy could still do pretty well in the divorce -- since Brit divorce law says he's due half.

Filed under: Madonna, Dirty Divorces

Side Eyes Don't Lie

We don't like reading too much into photos, but Madonna's best bud Gwyneth Paltrow is clearly saying to A-Rod, "Look dude, I'm not telling anyone you're going upstairs. No one even knows she's in town. Trust me, my lips are sealed."

Gwyneth and A-Rod were at the reopening of the Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami Beach.

Truth be told, Madonna is MIA.

Filed under: Madonna, A-Rod

Madge -- Kids Must Drink Kabbalah Kool-Aid!

Madonna finally released the kids to Guy Ritchie for the first time since the split -- and not without a crazy list of demands.

The Daily Mail says Guy's got Rocco and David for a while, but Madge has demanded the kids drink only water blessed by Kabbalah priests, that they do not watch TV and wear only clothes she's sent along. And then there are the toys -- they have to be "spiritually and ethically" sound.

By all accounts the boys were delighted to see Daddy. Wonder why.

Filed under: Madonna

No Tongue This Time for Brit & Madge

Britney and Madonna reunited on stage last night -- but all Brit got was a peck on the hand.
Britney & Madonna: Click to watch
The two last performed together at the infamous 2003 VMAs, where they french kissed for an audience including Brit's ex, Justin Timberlake -- who was also there last night, but performed much later.

Filed under: Britney Spears, Madonna

Britney Spears -- Another Collapse?!!

Britney Spears' timing is good these days. The stage she'll take tonight with Madonna semi-collapsed yesterday.

Britney and Justin Timberlake will perform with Madge at Dodger Stadium this evening, at least that's what Ryan Seacrest said on KIIS FM.

Yesterday around 4:00 PM, the roof structure started leaning wildly to the right. A TMZ spy in the stadium snapped this picture and then, priorities straight, ran for safety.

Dodger Stadium sources tell us the stage will be repaired for tonight's show.

Filed under: Britney Spears, Madonna, Justin Timberlake

A-Rod -- Primping for Her Madgesty?

We were trying to figure out why Alex Rodriguez got his hair did at a salon in Los Angeles yesterday -- but a look at Madonna's tour line-up might explain it.
A-Rod: Click to watch
The soon-to-be divorcee will be in town tomorrow night.

Filed under: Madonna

MadgeRod Slinks Away to Seinfeld Motel

Madonna and Alex Rodriguez are apparently going to serious lengths to keep their meetings secret ... not that Jerry Seinfeld thinks there's anything wrong with that.

The funnyman made his Hamptons house available to them for a quick rendezvous recently, says the New York Post. Madge-Rod both got picked up by helicopters in NYC and then by the Seinfelds in the East End. The Yankee and Madonna spent four hours at Jerry's place then schlepped back to the city.

Madonna's rep said she was unaware of the meeting.

Filed under: Madonna, A-Rod

Night Out with the Guy

Guy Ritchie knows if you want to have a low key night out ... just hit the town with two huge actors.
Jude Law, Robert Downey Jr, Guy Ritchie
The soon-to-be ex Mr. Madonna hung with Jude Law and Robert Downey Jr., his "Sherlock Holmes" stars, in London on Thursday.

Blowing off steam during a messy divorce is elementary, my dear Watson.

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Madonna, Dirty Divorces

What's the Deal with Seinfeld and Madonna?

In between Canadian tour dates, Madonna hitched a helicopter ride with comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his wife.
Jerry Seinfeld, Madonna
Is he into Kabbalah or is she into comedy? We've seen her movies. It's gotta be the former.

Filed under: Madonna

Kabbalah to Madge: Divorce or Die

The final nail in the coffin that is Madonna and Guy Ritchie's marriage may have been hammered down by Kabbalah.
Madonna and Guy Ritchie
An insider who practices Kabbalah at both the L.A. and NYC centers tells TMZ the mystical school of thought teaches, "If a couple has done the spiritual work to earn their soul mate and their current partner is not their soul mate, then universal law says they must split and only two choices remain: divorce or die." Our source adds that Kabbalah does not look down on divorce "because it creates an opening for the other to be with the one they are supposed to be with." Paging Alex Rodriguez!

We're also told the rumors that Ritchie isn't really a follower of Kabbalah are false, because Guy is at the centers all the time, even when Madge can't be there. Our source stresses, Guy has become a spiritual man and is VERY involved with Kabbalah.

Filed under: Break-Ups, Madonna

A-Rod Endures Most Painful Probe Ever

If A-Rod is responsible for the breakdown of Madonna's marriage, he isn't looking for bragging rights.
A-Rod: Click to watch
That damn Yankee was papped out yesterday with Guy Oseary -- the manager he shares with Madge -- and the photog was dead-on with his extremely persistent line of questions.

Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Madonna, Talk Sports, A-Rod

Madonna's Kid Sides with the Yankee

Papa don't preach, but Rocco Ritchie wore an A-Rod friendly Yankees t-shirt to a gym in NYC on Monday.
Rocco Ritchie
Nice to see Madonna is keeping the kids out of her messy divorce.

Filed under: Break-Ups, Paparazzi Photo, Kids, Madonna

Hook-ups
A-Rod -- Boys Town in MIA

So while Madonna and Guy scrap it out through their lawyers, A-Rod has been manning it up lf in a very public way all over L.A. and Miami ... and there's a reason.

We're told he showed up to Philippe Chow recently with a group of guys and sat very visibly in the middle of the dining room –- no ladies allowed. And over the weekend, reports the New York Daily News, he was in the clubs with two male friends. (He was also spotted with his ex-wife Cynthia and their daughter..)

A source of ours in Miami overheard A-Rod saying he's making an effort not to get spotted publicly with some random woman – because he knows "she's" watching. Guess who "she" is.

Filed under: Hook-Ups, Madonna, A-Rod

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