The Anna Nicole Baby Daddy Tournament

In the aftermath of Anna's death, several people have come forward saying they could be the father of her baby, Dannielynn. Now a website is looking to settle the matter by using college basketball for inspiration.
Anna Nicole Paternity Madness
You can play "Anna Nicole Paternity Madness" by filling out a bracket of 64 possible baby daddies on celebrityhack.com. Larry Birkhead, Howard K. Stern and Prince von Anhalt are among the favorites, but there are some potential dark horses.

Over in the Trailer Park Region, watch out for the 15 seed, Alf. Meanwhile, in the TRIMSPA Region, the first round matchup of Mary-Kate vs. Ashley Olsen should be a good one. But the ultimate sleeper is the 14 seed in the First Cousin Region -- Satan. The Prince of Darkness is capable of anything -- how else do you explain "Glitter?"

So print out a bracket, start up an office pool, and see who wins!



Tags: anna nicole smith, AnnaNicoleSmith, dannielynn, howard k. stern, HowardK.Stern, larry birkhead, LarryBirkhead

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76. What about her former assistant Kim? Whatever happened to her?

Posted at 1:17PM on Feb 15th 2007 by DP

77. JH MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS. THAT IS HER OPINION, NOT YOURS. YOU ARE TALKING OUT OF YOUR AZZ ANYWAY. KATIE IS A SWEET GIRL WHO POST HERE ALL THE TIME. HOW DO YOU KNOW ANS MOTHERING SKILLS. YOU DON'T SO SHUT UP. IF YOU HATE ANS SO MUCH STOP READING AND POSTING. ANS WAS A ICON AND WILL ALWAYS BE REMEMBERED. GOD BLESS HER LITTLE BABY GIRL.

Posted at 3:18PM on Feb 15th 2007 by pops

78. This rediculous! Let Anna Nicole be laid to rest in the Bahamas next to her beloved Daniel. That is what she would have wanted. Virgie needs to take her fat trailer trash butt back to Texas, it is well known how Anna Nicole felt about her mother. The time has come to giver her a proper burial, the greedy grave robbing gouls can continue to fight over the money. The main focus should be the well being of Dannilynn . I say that Howard K. Stern should have custody of the baby, he is the one that stuck by her through thick and thin, no pun intended.

Posted at 12:41PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Stephanie

79. If Alf is the Daddy, then surely King Kong had a chance, since he fell for a blonde too!

Posted at 4:37PM on Feb 15th 2007 by FoxyFifty

80. Hey Stephanie- HKS will not get a say in anything about Anna's burial. He will not get a baby that is not his either. He probably is giving the poor baby drugs now. He killed her and her son. He will kill the baby if given the chance. I don't know how you sleep at night. Taking up for a killer.

Posted at 4:49PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Paris

81. To #27 Disgusted
YOUR AN A**HOLE

Posted at 12:59PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Avamp1

82. i dont understand, the woman died and people are still making fun of her!!!!! Shame!!!!!! But hey Its gonnna get to you someday you are not running away...

Posted at 1:13PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Birkhead's side

83. DW? Dickweed? LOL - I'm the ONLY person in the WHOLE big world who calls people bad names - that's funny.

You stupid bitch; please - join ANS.

Posted at 4:22PM on Feb 15th 2007 by MyTwoCents

84. I think they should fill every orafice of ANS's body with various forms of fecal matter - human, animal, etc...then take pictures to distribute in all of our public schools as an example of what NOT to do with your life.

Then, dump the bloated, rotting carcass in a swamp somewhere.

Posted at 4:22PM on Feb 15th 2007 by MyTwoCents

85. People are laughing and making fun because she was a JOKE!!!

We should all be jumping for joy now that the kid has a fighting chance at a real life now that the trashy slut is dead.

Posted at 1:16PM on Feb 15th 2007 by MyTwoCents

86. This is tactless, tasteless and shameful. How about a little respect for the dead?

Posted at 6:20PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Leslie

87. I find it rather amusing that they put Saddam Hussein in the mix. It shows that TMZ not only has a good sense of humor; but they do it with purpose - ANS was such a skanky slut, it's actually possible that Saddam could be the father. The dirty bitch slept with so many different men, it's entirely possible.

Posted at 2:14PM on Feb 15th 2007 by MyTwoCents

88. I don't have a problem with your black humor, but your timing could be better.
I like it better when you're investigating in a way that might actually save Dannielynn. Her mother paid some price for her behavior as did her son. Howard K., in the least, stood by and let it happen. Someone needs to save that little girl.

I don't know who wants the money, but the only ones who are going to get it are the lawyers. Anna Nicole was a lawyer's dream.

I'm betting that Larry Birkhead really cares about the little girl. He knows she might be damaged by drugs, he's spending lots of money he'll never see again, he only sued Anna for the money he spent and he still wants the baby.

The cast of characters are scary. Next to Howard K., could anyone be worse than the phony non-Prince?

Posted at 2:26PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Maureen

89. Best way to make all this go away is for the paternity test to be conducted by the proper authorities. We've got four guys (from a prince to a bodyguard) claiming they might be the father.
In any case, whoever the father is has no claim on any inheritance the baby may receive. If the baby is entitled to a share of Marshall's $$ through her mother, neither Stern nor Birkhead nor the prince should have any control over it. (That might cut down on the list of potential pappas real quick!).
Whatever happens, I'm sure TMZ will keep us posted!

Posted at 7:45PM on Feb 15th 2007 by PATERNITY TEST NOW

90. Poster 73. Her beauty and Anna herself is far from legendary! The woman was not only a drug addict but continued to do it while being pregnant. Where is the motherly instinct, respect and self dignity in that. With all the money, resources, circle of people, she never once did anything for anyone other than herself! If she cared so much for her children, she would have stopped the drugs for their sake and contributed to society.....she certainly had the money and fame to do so! Where was she when Katrina hit? Where was she when the Tsunami hit? Did she ever contribute....like the other celebrities? She was wealthy at those points in time! If she wanted to be respected in life and death, she should have used her status like Angelina Jolie, Oprah, Tom Hanks, Demi Moore, Bruce Willis to help society and improve within.

Really.....the only person I feel for is the baby. She was born into a world that she never asked for......it was not her choice to make. I only hope that that little girl grows up healthy, sweet, and down to earth.......and does something her mother never did....contribute to society in a very positive way!

For every ANS posters on TMZ out there.....the woman does deserve her RIP regardless, but not respect or dignity!

Posted at 5:27PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Claudia

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