The Anna Nicole Baby Daddy Tournament

In the aftermath of Anna's death, several people have come forward saying they could be the father of her baby, Dannielynn. Now a website is looking to settle the matter by using college basketball for inspiration.
Anna Nicole Paternity Madness
You can play "Anna Nicole Paternity Madness" by filling out a bracket of 64 possible baby daddies on celebrityhack.com. Larry Birkhead, Howard K. Stern and Prince von Anhalt are among the favorites, but there are some potential dark horses.

Over in the Trailer Park Region, watch out for the 15 seed, Alf. Meanwhile, in the TRIMSPA Region, the first round matchup of Mary-Kate vs. Ashley Olsen should be a good one. But the ultimate sleeper is the 14 seed in the First Cousin Region -- Satan. The Prince of Darkness is capable of anything -- how else do you explain "Glitter?"

So print out a bracket, start up an office pool, and see who wins!



Tags: anna nicole smith, AnnaNicoleSmith, dannielynn, howard k. stern, HowardK.Stern, larry birkhead, LarryBirkhead

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61. #34 -- The authorities have already secured Anna's DNA sample.

Posted at 11:36AM on Feb 15th 2007 by froglevel

62. MY2CENTS, I REMEMBER YOU FROM THE WEBSITE FADED YOUTH. YOU ALWAYS WAS A TROUBLE MAKER. ANS IS 100 TIMES BETTER THAN YOU ARE. I REMEMBER YOU GOT KICKED OGG FADED YOUTH ( SUCKY SITE ) AMD PARIS HILTON BANNED YOU TOO. TMZ WILL STOP POSTING YOUR CRAP REAL SOON. BTW, I DIDNT KNOW THEY LET MENTAL PATIENTS HAVE ACCESS TO THE INTERNET. THEY NEED TO TAKE YOUR RIGHTS AWAY.
RIP GORGEOUS ANS.

Posted at 11:37AM on Feb 15th 2007 by SHELL

63. #36 Get off your high-horse....you are soooooo self righteous that it is almost comical! GET A LIFE LOSER!

Posted at 12:39PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Mikel

64. It's tom cruise.. he's the invisible impreginator!

Posted at 11:44AM on Feb 15th 2007 by dmumsie

65. People do not realize that Anna wanted to be famous........she asked for fame and not discovered accidentally (i.e. Pamela Anderson, Natalie Portman). Famous people (Celebrities) get followed by the papps all the time....and why, b/c it is people like you and are that are interested in their personal lives. In a way we want to live their lives, or have their wealth but can not......so what do we do? Follow them!

Remeber, with every profession comes headaches.......this is the package they chose and this the package they need to accept....in life or death!

Posted at 12:44PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Claudia

66. Lmao at shell. So true. I remember her, too. perez hilton banned her for life for talking about the golden couple, brad and angelina pitt. She has always been jealous of beauty. She is also using the name Mary P. I reported what she posted under mary p, she took up a whole page.

Posted at 11:52AM on Feb 15th 2007 by Pixie

67. I vote Brangelina. No way Angelina, Maddox, Shiloh or Zahara would let that girl grow up to be silly and useless like momma or her kin.. And Brad is a woo-woo daddy. Hard to find a boy cool and fine enough to match that father figure.

Posted at 12:01PM on Feb 15th 2007 by dmumsie

68. This article isn't interesting. the comments suck. TMZ needs to stop my2cents and Mary P, both are the same idiot. Oh yeah, we banned her from dlisted.com too.

Posted at 11:51AM on Feb 15th 2007 by MK

69. 49- That is you who is doing that. Get something better to do than cut down the dead. Now you are using the name dmumsie, too.
Dream on with Brad and Ange. That is what got you booted from the other sites. Now here you are talking about the dead. Sad.
Anna was a funny and loving person.

Posted at 12:48PM on Feb 15th 2007 by MOE

70. When I think of Anna Nicole, a beautiful girl comes to mind. Her beauty was legendary & definitely opened doors for her. Sadly, the doors didn't always bring with them good things. Many opened up to nothing more than 1 train wreck after another. We all watched as her life spiraled out of control. Tragically, many lives have been forever changed.

Both Daniel & Anna Nicole are forever gone. And poor DannieLynn, so little, yet at the center of such controversy.

Sadly, a mockery is being made over DannieLynn's fate with this game. How insensitive is this? Come on, this is a little girl's life you're ridiculing. She can't help the circumstances her mother's lifestyle & life choices have put her in. She's an innocent child that deserves both respect & the truth. Shame on the game players!!!!

In my heart, I believe Larry Birkhead is DannieLynn's father. I pray that the DNA test confirms this & soon. DannieLynn needs to be with her father.

My thoughts & prayers go out to everyone closely touched by this tragedy. May God grant you the strength to carry on. Daniel & Anna Nicole will forever live on in your hearts & memories.

Posted at 2:00PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Marla Ball

71. 51 my2cents.....................They are right, you liar. We remember you, well. You always call others bad names. I don't suck it, that's what you do for attention.
I hope ANS mom gets her body today for a proper burial.

Posted at 12:55PM on Feb 15th 2007 by DW

72. This is silly. Anna's little girl will grow up not knowing how special her Mother really was. Today we should know some thing about when her body will be released and to who. I bet her Mother gets to bury her, I sure hope so.

Posted at 12:03PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Katie

73. @Katie

Oh, I'm certain that if the Demerol and methodone combo produce some nasty mental development issues in little Dannielynn, then she won't even comprehend how "special" her mommy was.

Her mommy wasn't special. If this was a woman from the Ghetto taking perscription Demerol for the high and Methodone for the heroine kicking aspects while drinking during pregnancy, we'd be putting her in jail and taking her kids away from her.

Posted at 12:09PM on Feb 15th 2007 by jh

74. Let be realistic here for anyone that is a parent.. I am not denying
that Howard has bonded with this child or that this little baby has not bonded with Howard.. But it is critical to determine paternity of this child now and in teh better interest of this child..If Larry or whoever is the father it is certainly is this child best interest to be removed now from her sourroundings then to wait until she is 5 years of age at this point this child will remember nothing of this and she will bond with who raises her I say do that damn DNA now stop the game with this child

Posted at 12:28PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Sue

75. #50, My2cents/ I didn't know that they allowed mental patients access to the internet. You need the right took away. All the lies, and bad things you have said are un-called for. This lady was a Star, Good Mother, and a kind person. Your mouth is awful. I am shocked they let you post such trash.

Posted at 12:49PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Ava

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