The Anna Nicole Baby Daddy Tournament

In the aftermath of Anna's death, several people have come forward saying they could be the father of her baby, Dannielynn. Now a website is looking to settle the matter by using college basketball for inspiration.
Anna Nicole Paternity Madness
You can play "Anna Nicole Paternity Madness" by filling out a bracket of 64 possible baby daddies on celebrityhack.com. Larry Birkhead, Howard K. Stern and Prince von Anhalt are among the favorites, but there are some potential dark horses.

Over in the Trailer Park Region, watch out for the 15 seed, Alf. Meanwhile, in the TRIMSPA Region, the first round matchup of Mary-Kate vs. Ashley Olsen should be a good one. But the ultimate sleeper is the 14 seed in the First Cousin Region -- Satan. The Prince of Darkness is capable of anything -- how else do you explain "Glitter?"

So print out a bracket, start up an office pool, and see who wins!



Tags: anna nicole smith, AnnaNicoleSmith, dannielynn, howard k. stern, HowardK.Stern, larry birkhead, LarryBirkhead

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46. # 25 BOY DO U HAVE ISSUES

BRITNEY SPEARS IS A MORON TOO ...........NEARLY DROPS HER KIDS ... PROBABLY LETS THEM SIT IN THE SAME ROOM WHILE SHE BOINKS SOME GUY,,,,, SHE HAS NO CLASS & NO SENSE OF JUDGEMENT EITHER

GIRLSwho are separateed from their dads or div have issues not being able to choose the right boy so hence they assimilate what see & parallel that into a good man choice wrong !!!!

britney is a queaf,,,,,,,,,,,,anna nicole is dead let her be sicko 25

tom cruise u are still an idiot why doesnt someo ne take u out & use use u as target practice

Posted at 9:04AM on Feb 16th 2007 by LISA

47. DITTO SMILEY. BRIT ATE PARIS UP THERE IS A COMPLETE MORON. PROBABLY IS THE WORK OF HOWIE. TMZ, PLEASE REMOVE HER POST. IT'S OBVIOUS THEY LET MENTAL PATIENTS HAVE ACCESS TO THE INTERNET.

Posted at 11:18AM on Feb 15th 2007 by Lindsay

48. I see a large irony in this.... comics around the world are saying the same thing, especially in monologues. They are putting an absurd twist on the situation because of all the spec.

If Anna had just done the DNA test to prove who was or wasn't the father (and slept with so many and told so many it was their child), this wouldn't be fodder, would it?

Posted at 11:46AM on Feb 15th 2007 by Mary P.

49. I am done with TMZ. I do not condone ANS's behavior, but the woman is dead! And a baby right now has no mother-or father! I am going to no longer visit this site.

Posted at 2:02PM on Feb 15th 2007 by disgusted

50. Several ways to prevent this

1. Don't take excessive amounts of illegal perscription drugs, memory loss
2. Don't sleep around
3. Use birth control

With Anna's alleged drug abuse before, during and after pregancy the chance is Dannielynn is going to be screwed up for life and possibly retarded. I hope her father (whoever that is) gets a good payday to pay for all of her future medical and education expenses. Having a child with a disabilty will be rough. Anna and Howard caused that.

I hope Anna is burning in hell where she belongs far away from her or anyones children.

Posted at 11:04AM on Feb 15th 2007 by Ding dong the Anna's dead

51. anna nicole smiths nee vicki lynn hogan

shes so sad & so desparate...... shes looking to be loved as did marilyn monroe

VERGIE ARTHUR IS A JOKE SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS BEEN RODE HARD & PUT AWAY WET ,,,,,SHES GROSS LOOKING , CRASS IN APPEARANCE , & SHE WOULD HAVE WHISKED THE BABY AWAY JUST AS MUCH AS BIRKHEAD OR ANYONE ELSE


not that ans acorn falls far from the tree but if they were so close why wasnt she ever there for any event ,,,,what was she dooing looking for a dad for her OTHER 5 KIDS

GROSS OH I SEE THAS AS BAD AS SAY 10 MEN CLAIMIN TO BE THE DAD OF THIS SWEET INFANT???? a womans fertile is a small window close that window for ans until it plays out ,,,,,,,

Posted at 9:04AM on Feb 16th 2007 by LISA

52. # 31 u are sheer evil u need some %$@%$#^&&*^( HELP,,, WHO ARE U TO SAY ANYTHING

WERE U IN THEIR HOME DID U SEE ANY OR ALL OF WHAT THEY DID 24/7

NONE OF WHAT U SEE & 1/4 OF WHAT U HEAR 25 & 31 U ARE SOME WEIRDOS

DONT JUDGE LEST U BE JUDGED ....BESIDES WHAT HAPPENED ON CAMERA MAY HAVE BEEN ACTING ,,,, DONT BELIEVE ALL OF WHAT U SEE

Posted at 9:05AM on Feb 16th 2007 by LISA

53. I don't care if we liked ANS or not, this is really low. Harvy Levin or whatever the hell his name is and TMZ should be ASHAMED of themselves. There is a poor 5 month old baby girl whom is at this very moment having her arms pulled in every direction and is motherless and this is the respect she gets? YOU ARE FORGETTING THIS CHILD WILL GROW UP AND MAY READ THIS FILTH ONE DAY!!!!! I hope she doesn't harm herself after she decides to find information on her birth mother and sees nothing but this junk and nothing good about her (because she was just a whore right, there was NO good in her????? We would never hear about it anyways).

She may or may not see this one day, but Dannielynn: there are ppl that feel very sorry for you sweety. I am so sorry you have to grow up w/ paparrazis chasing you, and that you have heard so much bad about your mother over the years. Stay strong and keep your chin up. You are a beautiful girl and I hope you don't go down the beaten path, and that you are being well taken care of by your father or caregiver(s). SHINE DANNIELYNN!!!

Posted at 2:52PM on Feb 15th 2007 by StandUp!

54. oh man,,lolTMZ i love u guys!!!!but this game thing is low dudes.come on,,its time to bury her,and find the father.period.altho u guys at TMZ r the bombbbbbb!!!!! keep udating us .this is better than world news tonight!!

Posted at 11:33AM on Feb 15th 2007 by kelzz38

55. I am ashamed of you TMZ. This was very very wrong for you to stoop this low and make a big joke out of her dying, Why wont people leave her alone, everyone has alot of problems in their family, we just dont have our own papparazzi to air it out in public,.. TMZ I cant believe you went this far... OMG I am so embarrassed for you,... R.I.P anna, I will miss seeing you, I hope you are with your son, and your idol Marilyn Monroe..

Posted at 11:19AM on Feb 15th 2007 by sarahranae

56. Oh PUHLEEZE - yeah, it's in poor taste, yeah, whatever. IT'S TMZ, PEOPLE!! You act like you're all SHOCKED that a site with such a wealth of journalistic integrity could LOWER themselves to such a thing!

Get a f***ing life. You all KNOW you'll be right back on here tomorrow lapping it up like you always have. If not tomorrow, than later today! But if it makes you feel better, go ask your two trogolodyte friends to boycott the site with you for the next 18 hours.

Posted at 11:24AM on Feb 15th 2007 by Truth or Die!

57. #36 your trash too

Posted at 11:26AM on Feb 15th 2007 by whatever

58. I cant believe anyone can make fun of or joke about someone who passed no matter how public their life was. This was a tragedy, for Anna's family and especially for her little girl. I hope Anna will rest in peace with her Daniel. There is no reason for all of this to be drawn out. Anna was a human being like the rest of us and deserves to be treated like that even in death.

Posted at 11:36AM on Feb 15th 2007 by Michele

59. I do agree that this is in bad taste.....TMZ! However, let's not loose complete sight of the situation: (1) Anna was on HEAVY drugs while her entire pregnancy and most likely even before ever loosing her son....therefore, it makes it very difficult to respect a person like that even after death! (2) If she would have been such a wonderful and loving mother, she should have thought about the lives of her 2 kids before all else.....that is popping pills and injecting narcotics that caused her death; (3) Like normal people, death is ususal mourned in private with family and friends, and not at nightclubs and boxing fights! Therefore, with every death comes sorrow, but she certainly did NOT respect her children enough and was selfish to think of narcotics first and her children second!

No question, this game is tastely regardless of Anna's persona and TMZ needs to be respectful when reporting death and facts following it. This site is, by far, one of the most credible sites out there.....they just need to be a little more careful and aware!

TMZ - there is a time for everything, please treat these Anna reports with a little ore respect and dignity.......if not for her sake, then for the sake of your good reputation that you guys worked so hard to obtain given your competition out there!

Good luck to that poor baby girl! My heart goes out to her and the pain she will need to endure when she is old enough to understand! I do agree with one of the previous posters.....Brangelina and/or TomKat would make wonderful loving parents......and you know that THEY certainly WOULD NOT be doing it for the money, but to love that little girl!

BTW - my thoughts: Stern supported her addiction and even became the "pusher" to "off" her after he "offed" her son in hopes of winning the lottery with her, as she with her late husband, Marshall. The only problem is that the dumby (Stern, that is) didn't anticipate on her overdose before their scheduled marriage overseas. Also, I can bet my bottoms on the fact that Larry IS the real father and that he DID really love her, but just could not handle the eradic behavior that is associated with drug users and most likely tried to push her off of the drugs, but along came Stern, who became her "online" pharmacy!

Posted at 12:11PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Claudia

60. #36........I agree to certain degree......this is TMZ a GOSSIP WEBSITE......if everyone is so upset then why come back to post after you have said your peace? Certainly, not to check on the status of the paternity test or any new findings.....right?

Posted at 12:25PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Claudia

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