The Anna Nicole Baby Daddy Tournament

In the aftermath of Anna's death, several people have come forward saying they could be the father of her baby, Dannielynn. Now a website is looking to settle the matter by using college basketball for inspiration.
Anna Nicole Paternity Madness
You can play "Anna Nicole Paternity Madness" by filling out a bracket of 64 possible baby daddies on celebrityhack.com. Larry Birkhead, Howard K. Stern and Prince von Anhalt are among the favorites, but there are some potential dark horses.

Over in the Trailer Park Region, watch out for the 15 seed, Alf. Meanwhile, in the TRIMSPA Region, the first round matchup of Mary-Kate vs. Ashley Olsen should be a good one. But the ultimate sleeper is the 14 seed in the First Cousin Region -- Satan. The Prince of Darkness is capable of anything -- how else do you explain "Glitter?"

So print out a bracket, start up an office pool, and see who wins!



Tags: anna nicole smith, AnnaNicoleSmith, dannielynn, howard k. stern, HowardK.Stern, larry birkhead, LarryBirkhead

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31. YOU GUYS ARE SICK, THIS POOR LITTLE GIRL HAS NO ONE, AND YOU PEOPLE ARE MAKING FUN OF THE SITUATION. TMZ YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED, AND ANY ONE ELSE THAT IS INVOLVED. THIS IS A SAD SITUATION WHETHER ANNA NICOLE WAS A WILD ONE, SHE WAS A GOOD PARENT, AND NOW HER DAUGHTER NEEDS TO BE IN A SECURE HOME, NOT BEING MADE FUN OF. A**HOLES ALL OF YOU.

Posted at 10:55AM on Feb 15th 2007 by SMILEY

32. I have never posted anything before but this is just wrong. I am huge TMZ fan, now I am just not going to come back. This is awful, no matter how u feel about Anna....the women hasnt even been dead a week. This is just in poor taste, I dont know what makes a person put something up like this and say it is ok in your mind. Very very sad

Posted at 11:15AM on Feb 15th 2007 by angela

33. This is extremely bad taste. TMZ you are losing your credibility with articles/games such as this. Please leave these "stunts" to others.

Posted at 10:38AM on Feb 15th 2007 by Slight Buzz

34. TMZ great story's keep them coming. Harvey, great book I recommend to all.

Posted at 12:08PM on Feb 16th 2007 by Webb Kopp

35. Why the hell is the DNA test taking so freaking long????
Why the hold up in finding out who the real father is??
WTF. This is circus. Something tells me someone is
trying to not test the DNA and if they let ANS rot any longer,
they won't be able to get the sample!

Posted at 11:20AM on Feb 15th 2007 by Prnzez

36. Interesting how your somber and pious tone of the first couple of days has given way to jokes about Alf's possible paternity. Classy. Where is the black border and obituary hush on that 'news item'?

Posted at 10:45AM on Feb 15th 2007 by Shane Hunter

37. TMZ is trash for this kind of crap.. not funny at all!

Posted at 11:21AM on Feb 15th 2007 by Kim

38. How is this sick? It's called honesty. Anna was a selfish drug addict that recently had a child. That kid is better off without her. Does anyone really think she should be raising a child? As they said on another site, "I would not allow her to babysit my cactus when I go get the mail".

Too bad all of this did not come out when she was alive. Maybe she would have killed herself and taken Howard with her. Good ridence. She deserves to be dead.

Posted at 12:18PM on Feb 15th 2007 by BJ

39. this is so morbid,,,,,,,,,, WHY ARE WE DISCUSSING THE DEATH OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN & HER FAMILY
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USA NEEDS HELP FROM SOMEWHERE....... LET IT PLAY ITSELF OUT MY GOD SHES COLD & NOT IN THE GRAVE & OUT COME 10 MEN & HOW MANY WILL PROFIT?? ALL

COZ WE ARE A NEEDY SOCIETY THAT THRIVES ON THE MISERY OF OTHERS THIS IS GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!

howard k stern if u r the dad u had better be ready the battle has begun,,,, ttry to look a lil more lame...... von anahalt u are a media whore.... birkhead if u loved her & were the baby's dad why werent u around cept in fotos now being found out on the web

xo xo good luck & god bless anna & baby danielynn hope & daniel just like marilyn u wont be left alone

Posted at 9:04AM on Feb 16th 2007 by LISA

40. WHY WOULD YOU EVEN PUBLISH SOMETHING THIS SICK?
I LOVE A LITTLE BIT OF GOSSIP LIKE EVERYONE READING THIS SITE, BUT PUBLISHING THIS SICK, TWISTED "BABY BRACKET" AFTER A 39-YEAR-OLD WOMAN JUST DIED IS ABSOLUTELY WRONG.
HARVEY LEVIN YOU ARE A CREEP FOR THIS.

Posted at 10:50AM on Feb 15th 2007 by Lisa

41. This is no longer a joke. The poor baby needs to be with her real father and the courts need to do whatever it takes to make that happen.

Posted at 12:21PM on Feb 15th 2007 by JDB

42. LOL#5

Posted at 11:30AM on Feb 15th 2007 by natalie

43. 10:47- That is so childish. Don't you have better things to do. TMZ should erase your post. You must be jealous of Anna and Britney.
This article is too stupid, it's not news.

Posted at 11:32AM on Feb 15th 2007 by SOMEBODY WHO CARES

44. HAHAHA!

Now that is funny :)

As for people saying this is wrong, or whatever, or think about the baby.. give me a break.

Think about the baby? Anna Nicole Smith was taking F'ing DEMEROL and METHADONE while she was pregnant.

I gurantee you that through all this, I probably have more concern for this kid than her own mother did. So get over yourselves.

I mean, seriously. Methodone and Demerol.

Demerol:

Meperidine should not be used in pregnant women prior to the labor period, unless in the judgment of the physician the potential benefits outweigh the possible hazards, because safe use in pregnancy prior to labor has not been established relative to possible adverse effects on fetal development.

Methodone:
Like all opiates, methadone crosses the placenta to the unborn child. Many of the babies born to methadone-dependent mothers go through withdrawal at birth. Their symptoms vary in length and strength. These can be successfully treated while the baby is still in hospital. Overall, women using methadone have fewer problems during their pregnancy than those who continue to use heroin.

Seriously.. you idiots have the gall to chastise US to think about the baby? Give me a break.

Posted at 11:40AM on Feb 15th 2007 by jh

45. To those of you who are SO offended and outraged - SUCKIT. ANS caused all of this mess in the first place. She was a disgusting pig who should NEVER have been allowed to have children. She killed one and was no doubt well on her way to killing the second one - luckily, she kicked it before hand.

Lets tell Stern that he can have the baby - but not the "fortune" that goes with her - see how long before he's handing the baby off to Birkhead.

We - by continuing to visit this site and others like it are feeding the articles and games - so if you don't like what you see here - go someplace else.

Posted at 11:32AM on Feb 15th 2007 by MyTwoCents

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