The Anna Nicole Baby Daddy Tournament

In the aftermath of Anna's death, several people have come forward saying they could be the father of her baby, Dannielynn. Now a website is looking to settle the matter by using college basketball for inspiration.
Anna Nicole Paternity Madness
You can play "Anna Nicole Paternity Madness" by filling out a bracket of 64 possible baby daddies on celebrityhack.com. Larry Birkhead, Howard K. Stern and Prince von Anhalt are among the favorites, but there are some potential dark horses.

Over in the Trailer Park Region, watch out for the 15 seed, Alf. Meanwhile, in the TRIMSPA Region, the first round matchup of Mary-Kate vs. Ashley Olsen should be a good one. But the ultimate sleeper is the 14 seed in the First Cousin Region -- Satan. The Prince of Darkness is capable of anything -- how else do you explain "Glitter?"

So print out a bracket, start up an office pool, and see who wins!



Tags: anna nicole smith, AnnaNicoleSmith, dannielynn, howard k. stern, HowardK.Stern, larry birkhead, LarryBirkhead

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1. That's a damn shame. This poor baby. Give her to Brangelina.

Posted at 9:32AM on Feb 15th 2007 by Dottie

2. This is disgusting. TMZ.com and celebrityhack.com should be ashamed.

Posted at 9:33AM on Feb 15th 2007 by Apalled

3. Opinions wanted ... for those of you/us that think that Howard K Stern had something to do with Daniel's death in Sept and ANS's death last wk. If Larry Birkhead proves to be baby Dannielynn's father will HKS do 'something' to the baby and himself?

It evokes memories of Charles Stuart in Boston who killed his pregnant wife then killed himself as the police were closing in.

Posted at 10:10AM on Feb 15th 2007 by Alicia S

4. MAKE A DONATION TO DEBRA OPRI'S OFFICE TO HELP PAY LEGAL FEES:

SAVE DANNIELYNN LEGAL FUND
C/O OPRI & ASSOCIATES
8383 WILSHIRE BLVD. #830
BEVERLY HILLS, CA. 90211

HELP PROVE THAT LARRY B. IS THE FATHER!!!!

Posted at 9:36AM on Feb 15th 2007 by MT

5. IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY? THIS POOR LITTLE BABY DANNIELYNN'S MOTHER IS DEAD, HALF-BROTHER IS DEAD, HER GRANDMOTHER IS MONEY HUNGRY WHITE TRASH, ALL THESE OTHER MEN THAT CLAIM TO BE THE FATHER WERE NOWHERE TO BE FOUND (EXCEPT FOR LARRY) WHEN ANNA WAS AROUND, OBVIOUSLY IN IT FOR THE MONEY AND PUBLICITY, THE ONLY FATHER SHE KNOWS IS HOWARD K. STERN AND THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY. I THOUGHT PEREZ HILTON WAS A PIECE OF SH*T BUT TMZ YOU CHANGED MY MIND.
YOUR JUST AS DISGUSTING!

Posted at 9:38AM on Feb 15th 2007 by Chloe

6. ALF is the daddy.

Posted at 9:38AM on Feb 15th 2007 by Whatever

7. it belongs to daniel the son.........they were both so f***ed up on pills , that they had a tralor park romance

Posted at 3:28PM on Feb 15th 2007 by kr

8. Not funny at all.... Maybe I can come up with afew Cancer jokes ot Jesus jokes.

Now that might be funny.......

Posted at 11:14AM on Feb 15th 2007 by LO

9. I am LOATHING TMZ right now, if this was Paris Hilton (your golden girl) you would be coming out AGAINST this site.

But here you are promoting it. Its VERY disgusting to make fun of a dead person, think about the people who care about her and have to read this CRAP while they are mourning.

Theres a motherless AND fatherless baby out there and your site has no respect for life.

You suck.

Posted at 10:20AM on Feb 15th 2007 by valeri

10. YOU, NOT THE WRITERS HAVE SUNK TO A NEW LOW. YOU ARE LOWER THAN POND SCUM. THIS IS NOT FUNNY. MAY SOMEONE OR THING HAPPEN TO SOMEONE IN YOUR FAMILY AND IT BECOMES A GAME. SHAME ON YOU. ROTE IN HELL....TMZ

Posted at 10:20AM on Feb 15th 2007 by LuLu

11. As much as I love your site the baby pool is outrageous I knew it wouldn't take long for you guys to strat trashing the poor dead girl. You guys and celebrityshack.com should really think before you publish it is in very poor taste.
MAKE A DONATION TO DEBRA OPRI'S OFFICE TO HELP PAY LEGAL FEES:
SAVE DANNIELYNN LEGAL FUND!!! are you guys kidding!!! Unfortunately no one really loved her they just wanted a piece of her!!

Posted at 9:48AM on Feb 18th 2007 by Nat

12. Give the baby to Brangelina? What for? So they can parade the poor thing around like a circus clown with the media all over her ass? Don't be dumb.

Posted at 9:49AM on Feb 15th 2007 by Get Real

13. TMZ you belong in the trailer park with her mother. This is such low class. You are just like the rest of the money hungry low lifes that are trying to claim this poor baby. She has lost her mother and her brother. I hope Howard is the father so you will shut up about it.

Posted at 10:34AM on Feb 15th 2007 by Shell

14. Ok.. no more posting for me. This has gone too far. :-(

Posted at 10:07AM on Feb 15th 2007 by hmm

15. This is in really really poor poor taste..,,and.,.....it's not even funny!! Kinda tired and stupid and DESPARATE!!!!

Posted at 9:58AM on Feb 15th 2007 by richiek

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