The Anna Nicole Baby Daddy Tournament

In the aftermath of Anna's death, several people have come forward saying they could be the father of her baby, Dannielynn. Now a website is looking to settle the matter by using college basketball for inspiration.
Anna Nicole Paternity Madness
You can play "Anna Nicole Paternity Madness" by filling out a bracket of 64 possible baby daddies on celebrityhack.com. Larry Birkhead, Howard K. Stern and Prince von Anhalt are among the favorites, but there are some potential dark horses.

Over in the Trailer Park Region, watch out for the 15 seed, Alf. Meanwhile, in the TRIMSPA Region, the first round matchup of Mary-Kate vs. Ashley Olsen should be a good one. But the ultimate sleeper is the 14 seed in the First Cousin Region -- Satan. The Prince of Darkness is capable of anything -- how else do you explain "Glitter?"

So print out a bracket, start up an office pool, and see who wins!



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Tags: anna nicole smith, AnnaNicoleSmith, dannielynn, howard k. stern, HowardK.Stern, larry birkhead, LarryBirkhead

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1. That's a damn shame. This poor baby. Give her to Brangelina.

Posted at 9:32AM on Feb 15th 2007 by Dottie

2. This is disgusting. TMZ.com and celebrityhack.com should be ashamed.

Posted at 9:33AM on Feb 15th 2007 by Apalled

3. MAKE A DONATION TO DEBRA OPRI'S OFFICE TO HELP PAY LEGAL FEES:

SAVE DANNIELYNN LEGAL FUND
C/O OPRI & ASSOCIATES
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HELP PROVE THAT LARRY B. IS THE FATHER!!!!

Posted at 9:36AM on Feb 15th 2007 by MT

4. IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY? THIS POOR LITTLE BABY DANNIELYNN'S MOTHER IS DEAD, HALF-BROTHER IS DEAD, HER GRANDMOTHER IS MONEY HUNGRY WHITE TRASH, ALL THESE OTHER MEN THAT CLAIM TO BE THE FATHER WERE NOWHERE TO BE FOUND (EXCEPT FOR LARRY) WHEN ANNA WAS AROUND, OBVIOUSLY IN IT FOR THE MONEY AND PUBLICITY, THE ONLY FATHER SHE KNOWS IS HOWARD K. STERN AND THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY. I THOUGHT PEREZ HILTON WAS A PIECE OF SH*T BUT TMZ YOU CHANGED MY MIND.
YOUR JUST AS DISGUSTING!

Posted at 9:38AM on Feb 15th 2007 by Chloe

5. ALF is the daddy.

Posted at 9:38AM on Feb 15th 2007 by Whatever

6. Give the baby to Brangelina? What for? So they can parade the poor thing around like a circus clown with the media all over her ass? Don't be dumb.

Posted at 9:49AM on Feb 15th 2007 by Get Real

7. This is in really really poor poor taste..,,and.,.....it's not even funny!! Kinda tired and stupid and DESPARATE!!!!

Posted at 9:58AM on Feb 15th 2007 by richiek

8. Ok.. no more posting for me. This has gone too far. :-(

Posted at 10:07AM on Feb 15th 2007 by hmm

9. Opinions wanted ... for those of you/us that think that Howard K Stern had something to do with Daniel's death in Sept and ANS's death last wk. If Larry Birkhead proves to be baby Dannielynn's father will HKS do 'something' to the baby and himself?

It evokes memories of Charles Stuart in Boston who killed his pregnant wife then killed himself as the police were closing in.

Posted at 10:10AM on Feb 15th 2007 by Alicia S

10. YOU PEOPLE SAY TMZ IS DISGUSTING...

HA .. MORE DISGUSTING THAN A PREGNANT MOTHER TAKING DEMEROL, MORPHINE, METHADONE, SLEEPING AROUND WITH EVERY TOM DICK AND LARRY BIRKHEAD??

YOU KNOW, IF THIS WERE ANOTHER CELEBRITY WHO DIED UNDER NORMAL CIRCUMSTANCES, MAYBE TMZ WOULDN'T HAVE SO MUCH MATERIAL TO EXPOSE HER AS THE SCREW UP THAT SHE'S COMING OUT TO BE IN THE MEDIA..

I MEAN COME ON PEOPLE... METHADONE AND DEMEROL WHILE YOU'RE PREGGERS??

F***

Posted at 10:16AM on Feb 15th 2007 by seriously

11. i agree. THIS IS IN POOR TASTE.

WHOEVER POSTED FOR LARRY BIRKHEAD- HE'S AN AS@ AND THIS IS HORRIBLE. WHAT THE FATHER CAN'T PAY HIS BILLS BUT WANTS CUSTODY OF A CHILD? WHAT, DOES HE EXPECT TO GET HER MONEY? THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SAYING ABOUT HIM. I GUESS IT'S ALL TRUE. HE JUST WANTS THE PUBLICITY AND HER MONEY.

THE WOMAN PASSED AWAY FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. GIVE HER A LITTLE PEACE OR AT LEAST RESPECT THAT SHE' S NOT HERE TO DEFEND HERSELF OR AT LEAST GIVE YOU PEOPLE THE MIDDLE FINGER. YOU HAVE NO CLASS AND NO TASTE IN WHAT'S PROPER OR DECENT.

KARMA IS A WONDERFUL THING. CAN'T WAIT UNTIL IT BITES YOU IN THE BUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 10:18AM on Feb 15th 2007 by COME-SEE-ME

12. Yes, give her to Brangelina. Who would you suggest? 3 daddies and a grandma? Now who's being dumb? Hell, I'd take her if it meant giving her a loving home. That's what this is about. This innocent little girl. I grew up without a mom and I know how painful that can be. Without someone in her corner, this kid doesn't stand a chance.

Posted at 10:18AM on Feb 15th 2007 by Dottie

13. I am LOATHING TMZ right now, if this was Paris Hilton (your golden girl) you would be coming out AGAINST this site.

But here you are promoting it. Its VERY disgusting to make fun of a dead person, think about the people who care about her and have to read this CRAP while they are mourning.

Theres a motherless AND fatherless baby out there and your site has no respect for life.

You suck.

Posted at 10:20AM on Feb 15th 2007 by valeri

14. YOU, NOT THE WRITERS HAVE SUNK TO A NEW LOW. YOU ARE LOWER THAN POND SCUM. THIS IS NOT FUNNY. MAY SOMEONE OR THING HAPPEN TO SOMEONE IN YOUR FAMILY AND IT BECOMES A GAME. SHAME ON YOU. ROTE IN HELL....TMZ

Posted at 10:20AM on Feb 15th 2007 by LuLu

15. I have always had a great sense of humor. And I've never exactly had a high opinion of the persona that Anna Nicole allowed to be perpetuated by the media. But, ya know what...this is just sick.
I've enjoyed visiting TMZ on occasion; even got several friends hooked! But this is a new 'low'.
My goal for the next few days will be to get as many folks as I can to completely boycott this site (TMZ, I mean!).
It's bad enough that there are so many sites popping up like the one you posted....but the fact that you posted it makes you just as horrible.
Shame on you, & for all the people that have no respect for the dead.
I hope she haunts you all in the WORST way!!!

Posted at 10:21AM on Feb 15th 2007 by justme

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