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Hey Britney, Wake Up! You're Rich! And a Mom!

We started looking at the pictures of Britney at a Malibu gas station, and it got us to thinking...

Why is a woman who is reportedly worth $120 million...

1) ...driving a Porsche Boxster? (It's a $40,000 ride -- Paris drives a $400,000 Mercedes SLR MacLaren, ahem.)

2) ...pumping her own gas? (Aren't there people to do these things for her?)

3) ...going out in public without panties? (Aren't there people to put panties on her?)

What's the weirdest part of all this? Please help us decide!

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121. Why does she want to display her nasty bits and c-section scar to the world? Yuck! How disgusting. Why can't famous people have some respect for themselves and for the public? No one wants to see her shaved nasty Fed-Ex tainted crotch. And I am quite sure its a public health concern if she is sitting on seats in public. Her mother should slap the sh*t out of her and take custody of her children.

Posted at 2:50PM on Nov 30th 2006 by Respect

122. I think people should get off Britney's back. She isnt like a normal Mom who has to work all day and then stays home with her children in the evening. Her day job is her children and she is out at night when they are sleeping. What is the big deal. What if she was a "normal" Mom who worked third shift. There are plenty of us out there. Give me a break!

Posted at 1:41PM on Nov 30th 2006 by Heather

123. #60 Maria said it all. I have one question though. What do these commando crotch flashers do when they're on their periods? Is that when they wear underwear or do they flash their bloody tampon strings?

Posted at 2:44PM on Nov 30th 2006 by h8er#1

124. Shania Twain isnt the #1 Country star of all time who sold more records Lisa so get your facts straight Faith Hill is...Shania isnt " POP " go back and read it again.

COUNTRY and POP Ummm any idiot would know the difference...your such a dumbass

Posted at 3:32PM on Nov 30th 2006 by Canada

125. The photogs taking pictures of her like this, and TMZ showing the pictures is a disgusting abuse of media. The question on this article is "what's weirdest"? TMZ's journalists are the weirdest !!!!!

Posted at 1:00PM on Nov 30th 2006 by Sick of it.

126. I think the weirdest part of this is the turban on her head. osama in disguise??

Posted at 2:37PM on Nov 30th 2006 by Krazay

127. Tsk Tsk Brit...What happend to a little mystery being sexy?Someday your boy's will be able to read(unless their retarded like their dad.)But alas, the pictures say it all,they won't have to read a thing.If she were my daughter she would be wearing panties on her bum or find them wrapped around her neck.

Posted at 12:26PM on Nov 30th 2006 by Loejobyjoe

128. Seriously who cares shes trash hanging out with trash... that doesn't need those poor children ( I hate a clubbing ass parents get home with the babies.) Panties or no panties, $40000.00 care or not shes a stupid ass fool 2 time over. How you get together is how you'll break up. Both of them ( sh*ty Spears and welfare Fed) need to reconcile and go to trailer hell Together. Sad part is I use to like her but she like so many others with no respect for herself her children or her soon to be x husbands children.

Posted at 6:52PM on Nov 30th 2006 by dlight

129. I think Britney is awesome and I think that people need to lay off of her she is finally getting rid of her a**hole husband and trying to mak her life better. So what if she is going out with Paris Hilton she is having fun. And if she doesnt want to where panties who gives a sh*t just because she is famous doesnt mean that she has to wear panties.And so what if she isnt driving the car that everyone thinks she should be driving its her life stay out of it!!! Love ya Brit!

Posted at 1:39PM on Nov 30th 2006 by Randi

130. Why is everyone so shocked at her behavior, this is not the first time she has shown the world her true colors. Face it fans she is trailer park trash in its purist form. Crash and burn baby! Her fans that applaud her for being out partying after being pregnant for 21/2 years are obviously from the same trailer park as she. As far as I know, and I also have 2 kids, that would be equal to being pregnant for 18 months=1 1/2 yrs for those of you who can't do the math! Unless there are more that no one knows about!!!

Posted at 12:36PM on Nov 30th 2006 by babygrl

131. Ummm....I think Brit's kiss with Madonna was the kiss of death...it's all been downhill from that moment on.

Posted at 1:21PM on Nov 30th 2006 by Doja

132. Hey.. Who hasn't forgotten to put on undies at least once in their life, and as far as the car who cares if it fits her taste then whatever. I mean if everyone had the $$ to buy whatever car they wanted then we wouldn't be whining over it. The only thing wrong is she should be hom more with the kids. This is the time in their lives when she has the most influence. When they get older then she can go play aound but at least let them get into high school first.

Posted at 2:30PM on Nov 30th 2006 by smidget

133. BTW the Britney's explict pics are here:
http://www.freecelebsvideo.com/britney_spears/britney_shows_her_beaver/

Posted at 2:51PM on Nov 30th 2006 by Denver

134. The International Federation of the Phonographic Industry (IFPI) just released their updated figures. The top 8 are noted below. Shania Twain is not even in this list. However, Britney Spears is the top selling female artist of the *2000s*. That is probably the distinction you guys are referring to. Shania Twain is none of these things.

01. The Beatles 40+ 400,000,000 UK 60s (1962-1970) Rock/Pop Guinness/EMI

02. Michael Jackson 14 350,000,000 US 70s-00s (1979-) Pop/R&B MJ Stats

03. Elvis Presley 150+ 300,000,000 US 50s-70s (1956-1977) Country/Rock

04. Madonna 16 275,000,000 US 80s-00s (1984-) Pop WBR [1]

05. Nana Mouskouri 450 250,000,000 Greece 60s-00s (1959-) Pop [2][3]

06. Cliff Richard 60+ 250,000,000 UK 50s-00s (1959-1969,1977-1979,1986-1999 ) Rock/Pop [4]

07.The Rolling Stones 54 ~250,000,000 UK 60s-00s (1964-1981) Rock 60.5 million in the US [5]

08. Mariah Carey 14 230,000,000 US 90s-00s (1990-) Pop/R&B

Posted at 3:15PM on Nov 30th 2006 by Brandon

135. 10. The top selling female of all time is Shania Twain. Get your facts straight. Every one of Twain's albums have gone diamond which over 10 million sold. Britney does not have that record. In the zone was a bomb


Um, NO. Actually, MARIAH CAREY is the top selling female of all time. Where have you been the past 15 years?????? And since when has Shania Twain sold over 150 million????? Now get YOUR facts straight. Anyway, this was the lamest post of all time. Good for Brit that she drives a $40K Boxster and pumps her own gas (as do most celebrities). Anyone who doesn't live in the NE SHOULD be pumping their own damn gas. The only thing this bitch needs to worry about is covering up her junk. It's so gross.

Posted at 3:00PM on Nov 30th 2006 by HotBitch

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