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Hey Britney, Wake Up! You're Rich! And a Mom!

We started looking at the pictures of Britney at a Malibu gas station, and it got us to thinking...

Why is a woman who is reportedly worth $120 million...

1) ...driving a Porsche Boxster? (It's a $40,000 ride -- Paris drives a $400,000 Mercedes SLR MacLaren, ahem.)

2) ...pumping her own gas? (Aren't there people to do these things for her?)

3) ...going out in public without panties? (Aren't there people to put panties on her?)

What's the weirdest part of all this? Please help us decide!

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181. HAHA. STFU.
GO BRITTNEY.

Posted at 12:44PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by amberleighisfergalicious

182. I know this is "old news" now, but then why isn't Britney? Who cares what she did on New Year's Eve? Who cares what she ever does again? Do we really want to be giving such a trashy waste of life such attention? This so-called "newly, shocking behavior" of Britney's has been something we all should have seen coming from Day One. Was she ever NOT a slut? Dressing like a school girl and getting her boobs done at 17? She was always trash. This is just the end of a looooong career. At least, I hope it's the end. It won't be, though, knowing how stupid the public is, they will most likely give her another chance and fall in love with her again despite the clam shots, c-section scars and straw-like extentions.

Posted at 7:08PM on Jan 4th 2007 by whichever

183. I know this is "old news" now, but then why isn't Britney? Who cares what she did on New Year's Eve? Who cares what she ever does again? Do we really want to be giving such a trashy waste of life such attention? This so-called "newly, shocking behavior" of Britney's has been something we all should have seen coming from Day One. Was she ever NOT a slut? Dressing like a school girl and getting her boobs done at 17? She was always trash. This is just the end of a looooong career. At least, I hope it's the end. It won't be, though, knowing how stupid the public is, they will most likely give her another chance and fall in love with her again despite the clam shots, c-section scars and straw-like extentions

Posted at 3:43AM on Jan 4th 2007 by whichever

184. I think everyone should leave Britney alone! HATERS!!! Now one is perfect, we all make mistakes, and her biggest was Kevin! However she does have 2 beautiful children as a result. Just because she was out partying a few times means nothing! how many times have other parents got babysitters to watch their kids while they "Go out"! All of this is just because she is a celebrity which yes its somewhat understandable..... but give her a break and leave her alone!!!! Stay strong Britney and f**k what everyone else has to say. and P.S. I am sure her children were very well taken care of while she was out!!!!

Posted at 4:58AM on Jan 10th 2007 by Abbie

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