Train Wrecks
Hey Britney, Wake Up! You're Rich! And a Mom!

We started looking at the pictures of Britney at a Malibu gas station, and it got us to thinking...

Why is a woman who is reportedly worth $120 million...

1) ...driving a Porsche Boxster? (It's a $40,000 ride -- Paris drives a $400,000 Mercedes SLR MacLaren, ahem.)

2) ...pumping her own gas? (Aren't there people to do these things for her?)

3) ...going out in public without panties? (Aren't there people to put panties on her?)

What's the weirdest part of all this? Please help us decide!

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1. EWWWWWW! Where in the Hell is her styleist, publistist, lawyer and manager?????? I bet they are all sitting around the bar at Hyde counting the money slip away. A come back is out the window now.

Posted at 6:18PM on Nov 29th 2006 by Bec

2. Cause pumping your own gas without any panties on is like the "new black." haha

Posted at 6:19PM on Nov 29th 2006 by jack colton

3. The problem is not what kind of car she's driving! She can drive whatever car she wants too and I mean she should be pumping he own gas! The problem is her being out night after night with Paris untill 6am like she doesn't have any kids! The skirt with no panties thing is just trashy!

Posted at 6:23PM on Nov 29th 2006 by girly

4. Brit, you are acting like a child. I said this before in my past comments, GO BACK TO YOUR CHILDREN AND GIVE THEM LOVE!!!! You don't have to stay home all the time. At least stay home two nights in a row for crying out loud. Your poor sons, I wish I could be there to give them the love you should be giving. You were on my good list. Now I can't say

Posted at 6:28PM on Nov 29th 2006 by beachmoores

5. There are other celebs who pump their own gas and I don't see these lame bloggers complaining about their millions and how they have to pump their own gas. It's just pumping gas what's so weird about that. It's really sad when blogger as this have to use a little thing as gas bumping just to trash Britney. Is this site trying to be like perez. Find a celebrity and trash them with photoshopped pictures and nasty comments.

Posted at 6:34PM on Nov 29th 2006 by Julie

6. WHO THE F*** CARES WHAT PARASITE DRIVES OR DOES? SHE IS A TRUST FUND BITCH THAT DOES NOT EVEN HAVE A TALENT. SHE IS A ROACH ON A PIECE OF SH*T!

SOMEONE SHOULD REALLY KILL THAT BITCH, SHE IS WORTHLESS. I HEARD SHE SUX HE DADDYS C**K FOR MONEY!

AS FOR BRITNEY. YOU GO GIRY, YOU ARE TRAILER BUT YOU ARE GOOD WITH MONEY...THAT YOU HAVE EARNED!!!!

Posted at 6:40PM on Nov 29th 2006 by SLAPTHATBITCH

7. I like the new Brit .. never really liked her b4 ... but i have to say this new rebellious, let-it-all-hang-out Brit is much more exciting - and really appeals to the masses. FREE THE V FROM ITS CONFINES! ... BUT do us a favor and put a BIC to it first!

Posted at 6:46PM on Nov 29th 2006 by bigSHADY

8. Hmm maybe she's not quite the dumb ass everyone makes her out to be.

WTF does Paris NEED a McLAren for? Her ego, it aint to drive the 11 blocks to Hyde that's for damned sure. Waste of cash, boxster is a nice ride. Not everyone has to be ghetto fabulous and have 44 cars. Or a platinum bath tub, not ALL people with cash call "Scarface" the greatest film ever. Some of us don't even own a copy - GASP!

I'd say this just proves Brit is a smart down home type. Who doesn't NEED a 500,000 dollar ride to boost her ego.

Chilli Palmer said it best in "Be Cool" when Danny Devito's character asked him didn't he , Need the speed of something like a ferrari as opposed to his Hybrid. Chilli replied if your important, they will wait for you.


Nuff said- she KNOWS she is THE Top Selling Female Pop Starlet of all time at 85 Million records and counting. She doesn't need some Eurotrash uber expensive ride to remind her.


Posted at 6:47PM on Nov 29th 2006 by Too Silly

9. The top selling female of all time is Shania Twain. Get your facts straight. Every one of Twain's albums have gone diamond which over 10 million sold. Britney does not have that record. In the zone was a bomb.

Posted at 7:13PM on Nov 29th 2006 by lisa

10. Who the hell is Shania Twain?

Posted at 7:18PM on Nov 29th 2006 by Barb

11. But yea.. I'm all about a little going out here and there, and a few one off shots with Paris is always good for PR. Just not when it's an unflattering shot of a drunken Hilton at the wheel and your cooch handing out for the world to see.

Oh well, it happens. :-(

Posted at 7:19PM on Nov 29th 2006 by jack colton

12. Mama Lynn needs to hogtie her crazy bare behind and get her back to Kentwood ASAP before she completely goes off the deep end (if she hasn't already).

Posted at 7:23PM on Nov 29th 2006 by bee

13. the only reason brit is out party every night is because shes tired of staying home all those years so ked-fed go out and have no kind of responsiblty(KIDS). i dont blame her for partying some but my god at least cover yourself up. AND be a role model for your children. no one want to see it , it probly stinks...lol lol

Posted at 7:23PM on Nov 29th 2006 by melissa

14. Ahem:
I am the fat, loser "no-life" guy that is often referenced in various post on this site. I hereby offer my services as gas tank filler and (sweet jesus) PANTY PULLER-UPPER.
I will sleep in the garage, or back yard and you can feed me table scraps. Hell, I'll even hand wash you dainty unmentionables and air (huff, huff) dry them.
PLEASE BRIT WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T START WEARING PANTIES AGAIN!
If you need a trim to your Quim, I'll gladly nip those pesky hairs with my two teeth!

Posted at 7:26PM on Nov 29th 2006 by The Ol' pervert

15. Lisa your reading comprehension blows - to QUOTE MYSELF - I SAID as you can scroll up and SEE not that you'll UNDERSTAND.
but anyway I said "THE Top Selling Female Pop Starlet ".

Is Shania TwanG a POP STARLET?

Or some COUNTRY BUMPKIN?

Shania is NOT POP Last time I checked, I know she "tried" to be "more rock" but it aint POP.

And actually as I look up her stats, she has not sold 85 Million units yet, seems right around 65 million or so. Not bad but not 85 million.

Posted at 7:35PM on Nov 29th 2006 by Too Silly

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